Question...

For the man in the gym who stands under the shower for 30 minutes.

Do you realise some people have to walk miles to fetch drinking water?

For the American neighbour who asked me if he should dial 911 to call the police (not fully convinced that he should indeed call the police to let them know he had walked into his apartment to find a stranger sleeping on his couch)

Are you kidding me ?

For Miss Kaddoo

Didn't you get the memo when they were handing out intelligence? Or is this all you managed to get?

For the teenager who stands in line at Starbucks yapping on her phone until she needs to place her order and then proceeds to stare at the menu ("I would like...umm...")

Brittany, Tiffany and Ashley aren't going anywhere. Catch up on the sappy stories AFTER you've gotten your beverage or just get out of the line!

For the frat-dude who greets you with "What's up?" but keeps walking before you begin to respond

Certainly not your IQ, is it ?

For the skater-dudes who wear their pants around their thighs and then yank 'em up every few minutes

What kind of slobs are you?

For teenagers who use the word "like" 600 times in a sentence 

Is that how you guys write sentences too?

For me !

Why do you always have to have the last word? And why can't you just let go?

For the Inball Pinto dance group whose performance I attended this week

What the heck was that all about?

For a restaurateur

Why don't we ever find Chinese people dining in Chinese restaurants?

For my team in van2(Portland to Coast) when they informed me that I'd only walked 0.8mile after what seemed to be 25 mts.

Are you kidding me?

For the rotund lady who manages to fit into a tight dress and walk on super-pointed heels

How do you not fall? I mean, how?? And how does all that weight rest on 2sq.cm heels??

For the yoga instructor who asked us to 'breathe through our outstretched arms'

Seriously, are you kidding me?

For white people who refer to other races (Hispanic,South Asian, Pacific Islanders etc) as 'ethnic' (the word referring to a group where people relate to one another based on preferential endogamy and common ancestry)

What does that make you? 

For people who serve cool/cold beverages in America

Why do you fill a glass with ice first and then the beverage? The taste turns gross once the ice has melted ! And you aren't giving us a full cup of beverage anyway.

For Katie Couric (after her interview on CBS with Alaska Gov.Sarah Palin)

What were you THINKING?

For Alaska Gov.Sarah Palin (after her interview with Katie Couric on CBS)

Why WEREN'T YOU thinking?